Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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