please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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