I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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