I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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