Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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