I hope mine doesn't look like that
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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