8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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