How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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