she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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