Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
dude. I can hear the air.
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