yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
This house was built for laser tag.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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