it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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