ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
