omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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