I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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