If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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