He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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