how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just want nice things and good sex
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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