No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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