What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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