Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize