Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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