she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Terrible idea I love it
I just gargled with NyQuil
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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