I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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