So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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