i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you would pick up someone in the library
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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