3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
tell me about the eggs
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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