sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
How does one acquire holy water?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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