"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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