Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize