There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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