I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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