I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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