But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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