I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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