PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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