me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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