im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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