Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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