apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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