Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
