god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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