He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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