billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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