So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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