i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My dick has a subreddit
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
