yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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