I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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