Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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