You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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