Christians are straight up FREAKS
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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