I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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