hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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