I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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