like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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