i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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