what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
There's even glitter on my cock...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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